Tag: Randomness

Random *unpopular* Opinions /r/unpopularopinion/

I love nuclear weapons and think they’re cool! https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjz2bx/i_love_nuclear_weapons_and_think_theyre_cool/

Socks and sandals aren’t that bad https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjx6o8/socks_and_sandals_arent_that_bad/

Sarcasm should be made illegal. https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjvo14/sarcasm_should_be_made_illegal/

Chocolate. Isn’t. Candy. https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjvkqx/chocolate_isnt_candy/

I absolutely love long plane flights or any form of transport for a long periods https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjtei5/i_absolutely_love_long_plane_flights_or_any_form/

“I would kill myself” is not an appropriate expression https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjq0ka/i_would_kill_myself_is_not_an_appropriate/

Mr Rogers is creepy https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjognk/mr_rogers_is_creepy/

Sunday nights are terrible and anxiety ridden https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjn4jo/sunday_nights_are_terrible_and_anxiety_ridden/

Actual Unpopular Opinion: Sex Work Should be Legalized but still be seen as negative. https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjlfd8/actual_unpopular_opinion_sex_work_should_be/

TV Shows are better than Movies https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjihum/tv_shows_are_better_than_movies/

Refrigerating bread should be illegal! https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjibho/refrigerating_bread_should_be_illegal/

As a Dodger fan. I just do not give one poop that they won. https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjhq7y/as_a_dodger_fan_i_just_do_not_give_one_poop_that/

All holiday specific candy is gross https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjhmc0/all_holiday_specific_candy_is_gross/

In person school has surprisingly been worse for me https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jjf5b8/in_person_school_has_surprisingly_been_worse_for/

Butterflies are the most disgusting bug there is https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jje7so/butterflies_are_the_most_disgusting_bug_there_is/

Really Random Facts

What is most "why the f*** do you know that" fact? from AskReddit

If you shake/jangle your keys at a moth, it will do a backflip (it’s a defence mechanism)

The last person who died building the hoover dam was the son of the first person who died building it.

MLB umpires are required to wear black underwear in case their pants split during a game.

Fidel Castro loved dairy so much that he invested in trying to breed a cow that could survive in the climate of Cuba and still produce a lot of milk. He failed over and over for years until one day a cow that was exactly to his specifications. She produced obscene, record breaking amounts of milk even for a regular cow and could live in Cuba’s sweltering climate. There were regular updates on her health in the Cuban national newspaper and he loved her so much that when she died he erected a huge marble statue of her in her honor.

Ubre Blanca was her name

Many deaths in the Middle Ages resulted from pigs wandering into peasant homes and eating babies out of their cradles.

julius caesar’s soldiers used sing a marching song about how much caesar liked it up the ass

Hedgehogs shit when they run fast therefore if sonic the hedgehog was real he would shite himself to death

Male hedgehogs masturbate for pleasure and you have to be careful picking them up because sometimes they have semen on their feet. It’s something you have to look out for when you’re a hedgehog owner like myself.

you can neutralize the smell of a rotting corpse by covering it with the ashes of a common camp fire! any wood ash should work, friends.

Saddam Hussein wrote a romance novel.

Working in Remote Places – Strange, Un-nerving Things

Redditors who work at remote places like forest officers, oil rig workers, etc, what creepy things have you noticed while at work? from AskReddit

I used to work in the Gulf of Mexico on oil rigs for years, and it may not exactly be creepy, but I found it really unsettling.

In deep, open water, the water itself is really clear, so everyone can plainly see all the tuna and barracudas hanging around the rig waiting for the onboard cook to throw off whatever food waste he needs to. Every once in a while a huge great white shark would swim up from underneath and snatch a tuna and it really took like less than a second. They’re really scary.

I worked for a guy that spearfished underneath the rigs out in the Gulf. He said it was perfect since there were tons of fish underneath, and the sharks would never go between the legs, just wait for a fish to leave. Plus the view was amazing, looking down and seeing nothing but abyss. He loved it, I can only imagine how scared I would be.

I used to work at a Boy Scout Summer Camp. Every week I had to take a big group of campers to a “secluded” spot for their wilderness survival badge where they had to build a shelter out of sticks, leaves, etc and sleep in it overnight. The spot was only about 1/2 mile from the main camp, but we took them a circuitous route that made it seem really secluded.

Anyways, on this one night all the campers had made their shelters, we had cooked dinner, and were all just sitting around the campfire. It was getting late, maybe 11:00, so I sent all the campers to their shelters for the night and started cleaning up the fire. That’s when we heard in the distance what sounded like church bells. They were pretty faint, but myself and my fellow staffers could definitely hear them. They went on for about 30 minutes, ringing every 30 seconds, or so. We were all a little creeped out, as there were no churches or towns within 20 miles of us. After the bells stopped, though, the singing started. It was too faint to hear the words, but it sounded like church choir music, but a lot of people, and a lot more enthusiastic. Also, it was almost midnight at this point. The singing went on for well over an hour, sometimes quieting down until we almost couldn’t hear it, sometimes getting so loud we thought it was getting closer.

All of the campers were super creeped out, but I lied to them, telling them there was a church service going on in camp, and that there was nothing to be scared of. Eventually, at almost 1 AM, the singing stopped. I found out a few days later that there had been a large KKK rally only a few miles away that night, and that’s what we had heard.

Working late at night on a remote mine site, changing out a switch in a substation on the edge of the pit. Just me and a quiet room full of gently humming transformers. I finish up and head for the door and I see three pairs of red eye staring through the window. Nothing else visible, just blackness and three sets of red eyes.

Turns out goats’ eyes reflect red at night, and they like staring in windows.

I was a field geologist in the Outback about 12 hours north of Adelaide. One day I was driving the truck and saw what looked like a flagpole sticking up in the middle of nowhere. I wasn’t anywhere near a farm or anywhere else that people would be, so I decided to drive over and check it out. It was a dead dog fully impaled on a spike. Like, from butt to mouth. Took some pictures and had my boss call the cops, but for the rest of the assignment I was freaked out that some maniac was out there with me.

Edit: I don’t know if it was a domestic dog or a dingo or something. It was pretty well decayed when I found it.

I was the creepy occurrence…..

I live on a ranch off of a quite dirt road. Our distant neighbors (nearest house is about 1 mile away as the crow flies) have had issues with people stealing things out of their out-buildings and storage sheds in the area. It was also late in the year, so it was starting to get dark around 6PM. So as a result every time I would see headlights go down our road I would watch to make sure they weren’t stopping on the property.

One evening I see a vehicle going very slowly down the road and come to a stop at the end of our driveway (about 120 yards from our front porch). The vehicle is parked right in front of a 60’s pickup I have parked, so I think whoever it is might be looking to steal it, or just looking over the property. Whatever the case, I decide to put on a black coat and grab my rifle to go investigate. It’s dark out, so I stay out of the headlights of the vehicle so I can get close. I can tell it is a white van, but I don’t see anything else distinguishing about the van. When I’m about 50 yards away the van backs up and turns into our driveway. I freeze as the headlights wash across me standing in the middle of my driveway….and I see the reflective Fedex logos on the side of the van.

Needless to say the Fedex driver probably shit his pants as he suddenly sees a dark figure standing in the middle of a field, in the dark, holding a rifle. Surprisingly after I try to give a friendly wave and smile he continues up the driveway to the house, and I get to explain the situation and we both have a laugh.

So that’s how I got to be the creepy guy in some Fedex delivery driver’s story.

Aleatoric Theater

Back when it was fashionable to do so, I once saw a play in which actors drew their lines from a hat before declaiming them. I’ve spent better evenings. Works that make a single point seldom entrance me even when I like the point, but this time the point was wrong too. The play set out to show the value of the aleatory, the randomness art needed if it was to imitate the universe, but it really showed through negative example that the arrangement of the action was more important than diction, spectacle, thought, music, or even character, all of which might, at least in part, survive a good shuffling.

Belknap, Robert L., Plots (Leonard Hastings Schoff Lectures)