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Classy_Mouse
I know some people that only have a given name. No family name. So when they came over to Canada, they had a lot of issues with official forms. Some of them split their name into 2 names, some just repeated their given name twice
Toloran
True story, I went to middle school with a kid whose entire name was ‘Rainbow’. I initially assumed his parents were hippies or something, but it turned out they were hippies and indecisive: They both had different last names, but couldn’t decide which to give him. So they just didn’t give him one.
EODdoUbleU
My first name is a single letter. The amount of shit I can’t do without creating some bastardization to fulfill the mUSt cONTaIn a miNImUM Of tWO ChAraCTeRS bullshit is annoying as fuck.
Airport kiosks are absolutely the fucking worst because their system won’t let me put my legal name in, but I have to use my legal name to pass security.
FormerGameDev
aye, like Metallica’s longest lasting bass player, Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz
thrye333
I like the point near the end about names being consistent across systems, because when I was getting ready to go apply to colleges, I found out that most of them had my last name misspelled. I have a common English first name as my last name. I have never seen it spelled how 75% of those colleges spelled it.
I have no idea how they got that spelling. I don’t even know how they had my info. But that’s college mailing lists, I guess.
Dalimyr
I used to work in a hospital, sharing an office with another team who told a story about how people testing in their system (in prod, because you’re lucky to have a proper test environment in the public sector) would use Simpsons characters for their tests. People who knew this got accustomed to filtering out “Bart Simpson”, “Lisa Simpson” and all that…until one day this instinctive behaviour impacted a patient (I can’t remember what happened – if it was an appointment being deleted or something like that) because their name was Margaret Simpson and someone had erroneously thought this was just test data.
I don’t think this incident actually stopped the person from continuing to create Simpsons test data, but yeah, that shit happens from time to time.
AaronTheElite007
I wonder if someone has the last name ‘null’?
IMightBeErnest
I heard a story about a guy who made his license plate “null” and ended up getting assigned all of the tickets where a license number wasn’t known (or bugged, or something). Point is, he got like a bajillion fines he had to contest.