Beavis and Butthead – The Rolling Stone Interview

The stupid and ugly have one advantage in life: Teachers expect nothing from them, so they can fly under the usual indoctrination that accompanies education. Thus the stupid and ugly — if they aren’t entirely stupid — have a greater chance of being original. They are allowed to speak the truth because no one cares what they say. Because they are stupid, they are free.

You don’t have to go to college to know the definition of “redundant.” What I’m saying is that essentially what you’re saying is “I like stuff that I like.”
Beavis: Yeah. Huh-huh. Me, too.
Butt-Head: Also, I don’t like stuff that sucks, either.

But nobody likes stuff that sucks!
Butt-Head: Then why does so much stuff suck?
Beavis: Yeah. College boy! Huh-huh, huh-huh.


What advice do you have for America’s youth?
Beavis: Uh . . . sometimes at the arcade? If you rub your feet on the ground and touch the coin slot, it makes a spark and you get a free game. Huh-huh.
Butt-Head: Huh-huh. Uh … I got one. Like if you go to school and, like, study and stuff? And grow up and get a job at a company and, like, get promoted? You have to go there and do stuff that sucks for the rest of your life.
Beavis: Yeah. You’ll be trapped, just like those worms in that grasshopper’s butt. Huh-huh, huh-huh. And then people will whip you, and you’ll come crawling out and —
Butt-Head: Shut up, Beavis! Huh-huh. But what I was saying is, if you act like us and just do stuff that’s cool? Like sit around and watch TV and burn stuff?
Beavis: And choke your chicken. Huh-huh-huh.
Butt-Head: Yeah. Huh-huh. And choke your chicken. Then, Rolling Stone magazine will come and kiss your butt!

Beavis and Butt-Head: The Voice of a Generation
Charles M Young
AUGUST 19, 1993
Rolling Stone