I_sit_my_plants
I’m at middle school level. I never know what they’re gonna say on a daily basis but these were some of my favorite from this year…1. Student 1 (mixed race) to Student 2 (full Korean): “We get it, you’re pure bred, you can be in dog shows”
2. “I shouldn’t have to do my 18 year old sisters laundry. I’m 13. I’m supposed to be putting my hair in ponytails and running in fields”
3. “We were studying earthquakes and I farted and realized the epicenter was my butt”
4. Student 1 “Mr. X do you pick your nose and eat it?” Student 2 “No stupid, he doesn’t eat it, he’s vegan”
5. “I sexually identify as a mistake”
6. “Can you turn into my dad and go away?”
7. “Mr. X I swear if you meet another member of my favorite band I’m getting a vasectomy at Claire’s”What’s some of your memorable ones from the year?
Speaker_6
“I don’t know”- a 6th graders response to “what is your name?”
“I ran over her dog and dated her best friend. I’m not sorry about it”- 12 grader, who turned out to be talking about the Sims
“I forgot how to use a pencil”- middle schoolers who probably just wanted to get out of working
OfficerDougEiffel
Sent into the hallway for behavior. I come out to get him ten min later and he’s sprawled out, sleeping like a baby with his head against the lockers.
“Dude, what are you doing?”
“Huh? Oh, just thinking about my behavior and how it impacted my peers.”
I couldn’t be mad. I laughed so fucking hard.
OddLocal7083
Middle school math… How come every time I start getting good at something you want me to learn something new!?!
ConfusionJazzlike566
Student 1: I’m an atheist
Student 2: I thought you were white
Student 1: What do you think atheist means?
hrad34
8th graders – the topic of condoms had been brought up because someone’s older brother had some
Student 1: maybe I should get some…
Student 2: nah man, stick to Fortnite
OkField5545
7th grade honors student: when I’m writing with a pencil, am I supposed to indent a new paragraph?
Me: uh… yes.
Student: how?
Me: You just go down a line and indent like you would on your computer.
Student: But that’s the problem… I indent with my tab button. How am I supposed to indent if there’s no tab button??!