YOUNGLOLA
I love this. My sister and I lived in Brooklyn together and we heard a fight outside our apartment. Our favorite line was “well, comprehend this, FUCK YOU!”
HeartachetoHouston
My wife and I repeat this comment we heard at Disney World a couple years ago. Some lady on her phone says, “I dont know what’s going on right now, but you better hang up the phone and pray to God!”
hhtebb
Duudee, when my family was all at Disneyworld back in like 08 this lady literally yelled at her kids who were running around
“Stop messing around you dildos!”
People like these are part of the Disney magic.
teachmenature
My husband and mine is, “I could cut off your arms and legs and you’d still keep crawling back to me!” It was yelled in a gas station parking lot.
galifxomatosis
Also in a gas station parking lot:
“YOU 👏 DON’T 👏 CARE 👏 ‘BOUT 👏 YO 👏 SELF 👏”
ThisFckinGuy
We’ve got one too! My wife got donuts for her office one morning and saw a homeless man on the drive in. She rolled down her window and offered him on and he screamed “DONT NOBODY WANT YO FUCKING DONUTS BITCH!” It was so early, and he yelled so loud and she was so hurt lmao
Donuts is now interchangeable with whatever it is we don’t want. I said it once at home and had some family overhear it and they went from mad at me to twice as confused when we were both laughing too hard to explain it.
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