… But enough about borderline cases—let’s get to the winner of the 2018 Lyttle Lytton Contest:
As I felt the vampire sexily drinking the blood from my neck, the warmth between my legs grew both in wetness and in fear for my life.
My lamestream friends told me to start dating again, but I knew the jet fuel of love couldn’t melt the steel beams of my heart.
“It looks like this continent is out of water,” I said in Antarctica, as a rookery of penguins waddled thirstily by.
Texas “Cheap Shot” Jack, the famous Newark poker player, sighed about his life. Matters of the heart—unlike the hearts he held in his hand—could not be folded so easily.