Bears:
Bores, Dancing Bears
Bengals:
Bungles, Bungholes
Bills:
Jills, Duffalo, Barffalo
Broncos:
Donkeys
Browns:
Dawgs, Clowns
Buccaneers:
Suckaneers
Cardinals:
Canaries, Cadavers
Chargers:
Dolts, Discharges
Chiefs:
Chefs, Queefs, Thiefs, Chumps
Colts:
Ponies, Dolts
Cowboys:
Cowgirls, Cryboys
Dolphins:
Cryami
Eagles:
Filthydelphia, Pigeons, Chickens, Turkeys, Beagles
Falcons:
Geese, Ducks
49ers:
Forty Whiners
Giants:
Dwarfs, Ants
Jaguars:
Jagoffs, Jagwads
Jets:
Gliders, Paper Airplanes
Lions:
Lie-downs, Cowardly Lions
Packers:
Fudge-Packers
Panthers:
Pussies, Kittens
Patriots:
Deflatriots, Patsies
Raiders:
Chokeland, Fraiders
Rams:
Lambs, Scrams
Ravens:
Crows
Redskins:
Deadskins
Saints:
Ain’ts, New Whoreleans
Seahawks:
Shehawks
Steelers:
Shittsburgh, Curtain Rods
Titans:
Titanics
Vikings:
Viqueens