How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Halcione
How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a life bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to hold the penis, I mean the father, I mean the ladder.
MaxwellzDaemon
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
It’s some number you probably never heard of.
GdoubleWB
How many philosophy majors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn’t matter, they never change anything.