Non-cashiers of Reddit: What’s the "It didn’t scan, so it must be free hur hur hur" of your profession? from AskReddit
wswop
I used to be in the beer industry (selling to supermarkets) and I’d get
“you can just load that pallet into my truck” every day.
Now I’m in the elevator industry and about once a week I get
“I bet that has its ups and downs.”
martorano10
When I worked at a ski shop setting up snowboard rentals I’d ask how they wanted their stance, regular or goofy, so I could set the bindings up. At least 3 times a week, for the 6 months a year we did rentals, for the 4 years I worked there, I heard from dads “well he rides regular, but he’s pretty goofy hahaha.” By the end of my time there I never even bothered with a fake chuckle anymore, I just didn’t have it in me.
leazypeazy2
Selling lottery tickets.
I’m like what numbers would you like?
Everyone be like “the winning ones”.
Bruh.
groovy_chainsaw
Mail carrier here.
“You can keep the bills !” hur hur hur
TokenFroKid
I’m obligated to ask those visiting my work place if they have any weapons to declare.
“These guns!” flex
Back2Bach
As a church musician, I’ve heard things like:
“How does it feel to have the largest organ in town?”