What would be the dumbest, lamest, most boring super power possible that would still give you a one up over normal people?

What would be the dumbest, lamest, most boring super power possible that would still give you a one up over normal people? from AskReddit

silveredtori
Being able to predict which line in the grocery store will take the shortest amount of time.

ManCalledTrue
The ability to know the intent behind any statement communicated to you.

Omega_art
The ability to stop the hiccups buy yelling “hey stop it.”

juan-de-fuca
Being able to nap instantly Edit: this is not a disorder like narcolepsy, but a superpower that allows you to choose when and how long to nap (airplane trip? No problem. Deadlock traffic? Slam in park, take a nap for a few minutes…)