What would be the dumbest, lamest, most boring super power possible that would still give you a one up over normal people? from AskReddit
Being able to predict which line in the grocery store will take the shortest amount of time.
The ability to know the intent behind any statement communicated to you.
The ability to stop the hiccups buy yelling “hey stop it.”
Being able to nap instantly Edit: this is not a disorder like narcolepsy, but a superpower that allows you to choose when and how long to nap (airplane trip? No problem. Deadlock traffic? Slam in park, take a nap for a few minutes…)