Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over? – Best Response

What is the best response when a cop says “do you know why I pulled you over”? from r/AskReddit

“No, sir.” That is the correct response. Even if you’re doing 90 in a 15 with a kilo of coke strapped to the roof. “No, sir.” They’re fishing. And the question is either absurd or condescending, depending on how you look at it.