Someone telling me to go do something that I was going to do anyway. If you tell me to go do the dishes as I’m walking to go do them, I no longer want to do the dishes. I have no idea why this makes me as enraged as it does.
Catching my earbud cord on a doorknob and having it ripped from my ear.
Grocery store etiquette. GTFO of the middle of the aisle! This can’t be your first time shopping!
People who use speakerphone in public.
When I bite into a delicious sandwich and all the insides fall out of the other end. I call this Sandwich Rage.
Fucking flies. I’m generally pretty chill, but as soon as a fly buzzes by my head I lose my shit.