Socrates. Dude loves to stir the pot
Socrates’ instagram account would just be Plato posting stuff he heard Socrates say
Oscar Wilde. His famous quotes would seem pretty douchey as captions on Instagram photos:
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Henry David Thoreau – Good Lord, Henry David Thoreau would be HUGE on instagram. Like a 19th century version of today’s “all natural, all good: the simple life, the real life,” hipster-like influencers. Just endless pics of his cabin that end with #thetinylife.
Thomas Edison – what a douche. He’d constantly repost without credit
Napoleon – #winner
Rasputin – Maybe not Instagram, but Rasputin would have been an absolute Tinder fiend.